~Häagen-Dazs Dispersion~

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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kedreeva

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

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I had to

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I didn’t just smile so big my cheeks hurt. That is not what just happened. That is preposterous. Absolutely preposterous…

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…Am I tho only one who read that in Virgil’s voice?

softestvirgil

Sometimes even I read my posts in Virgil’s voice so you probably aren’t the only one.

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A Sander Sides AU

Alright this is for a fic idea that im planning on posting soon. I don’t know what else to call it other than a Street Au

Remy:

-Blind, only really being able to see bright colours and lights. So he gravitates towards raves and parties, because he feels comforted by being able to see something, even if its splotchy/really freaking blurry colours.

-Works at a tattoo shop that he used run too when he was a young teen. Would describe things by how they feel and ask to get them tattooed. The guy never did give him a tattoo, instead helping out with sorting his thoughts by rationalizing them and such.

- Is actually young compared to all the others, only being 20.

- Gets hair dyed bright neon colours. Usually green.

- Tall as hell, and makes it worse by wearing heels.

- Only sleeps when passed out drunk or literally in the hospital. Will occasionally sleep voluntarily if content and happy.

- Trust issues.

- Roman was the guy who let him into his first rave, being a bouncer and all. Then patton, reluctantly, let him get drunk for the first time after lots of begging. And then Virgil landed him his first few jobs, but none stuck so Logan just hired him at the shop.

- Lives alone, but gets lots of check ups from the guys due to where he lives.

- Only had a boyfriend once, and it wasn’t pretty. He was a big drug dealer and has a lot of power.

Deceit/ Dominic:

- Has a really bad repetation, which is only enhanced when you know his older brother.

- Lives in a nice apartment but always needs money because he spends all his money on his snake babies.

-Everyone hates him and the only person who appreciates him is his brother. Who’s manipulative.

- Loves his banana snake baby deception, but shes always escaping and slithering into trouble.

- 21 years old.

- A compulsive liar because it’s the only way he survived this long.

- Gets hooked up into a lot of dangerous things because of his brother and when he tried to break away, he realized he doesn’t know how to live on his own.

- Pretty tiny, like 5"4. Also chubby, and has eczema that effects his face and hands.

- Actually pretty positive, but due to his reputation, his positivity is taken as being a psychopath. He also has a short temper which makes him look worse.

- Rather unknown past.

Logan:

- Runs a tattoo shop.

- Has made a safe place for troubled youth in his shop, and is saving to become a licenced therapist.

- One of the most stable people in this fic, but can sometimes become overwhelmed.

- Taller than Remy when he doesn’t wear those impractical heels.

- Feels the closest to Remy, and acts like a dad, along with his 3 boyfriends.

- Age 29

Virgil:

- Works multiple jobs.

- Recovering addict and has alot of mental illness.

- Though he looks the shortest due to his slouch, but when his posture is straight it adds 2 inches.

- Was the last person to join the polysanders group and feels left out sometimes.

- Hard to get jobs because he has a bad school record. Used to get into fights and held back twice. Along with the drug record, theres not many people who are lining up to have him work for them.

- Musical genius, able to play almost any instrument. Favorite instruments are the guitar, flute, piano, and harp.

-24

Roman:

- Works as a bouncer to get money for the theatre that he wants to one day own. Also a small makeup guru on Youtube.

- Knows how to save money, find the best deals, and diy’s everything due to being poor most his life.

- The title Princy used to be a sarcastic name people called him due to him being poor. Now its his stage name.

- Shortest of the four, but not as short as ‘Dominic’.

- Cheerful but gets panic attacks and overworks himself.

-26

Patton:

- Grew up in a good home with and his parents were good, until he came out. Now they dont speak.

- Had a past with the same guy Remy dated and Dominics brother. But he doesn’t remember it, due to a block his brain has on all those memories. But it changes when he sees Dominic. And the memories come back.

- Used to own a popular bakery but alot of things happened at once amd he decided it was to much stress. Now works closer to one of his boyfriends, Roman, as a bartender. Also volenteers at shelters.

- Dad body

- Shorter than Logan, but still tall.

- Past is slightly mysterious.

((Ill probably edit this, but its 5:00 in the morning and I need a break. Hope you like, fic coming out soon!!))

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This should happen in the middle of a Sanders Sides video

Joan: *Walks in* Hey.

Thomas: Joan? What are… We’re… I’m kinda in the middle of a…

Joan: *Goes into kitchen* No, it’s cool, I’m just getting some chips. Hi, Logan.

Logan: Hi, Joan.

(Everyone waits awkwardly for Joan to leave)

Joan: *Leaves with a packet of chips* Bye, Logan.

Logan: Bye, Joan.

Thomas:

Logan: I like them.

Roman: WE ALL LIKE JOAN, LOGAN, NOW LET’S ALL GO BACK TO LISTENING TO ME!

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The reason I like this so much is that it implies that Joan can read Thomas’ mind and Logan already knows this and is totally chill about it. I’m imagining Thomas/Virgil absolutely freaking out like WHAT THE HELL THIS IS A DAYDREAM and Patton is having a crisis about right to privacy or a similar moral issue but for some reason Logan and Roman just don’t care.

Unless it’s an imaginary Joan that Thomas imagined for some reason. That is equally hilarious though.

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or Joan recognized that Thomas was talking to the sides and was just playing along to screw with Thomas

I can totally see them doing that

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They certainly are enough of an asshole friend to do that aren’t they?

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oml

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Oooooh im lovin it

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I literally don’t know or don’t care at all about stupid ass Marvel shit but shuri is a baby lesbian and peter parker is a gay trans boy and id fucking give my life for both of them.

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Peter: shuri it’s my first time with T and needles freak me out, could you do it

Shuri: get ready for Bofa

Peter, knowing god damn well whats coming: what’s bofa

Shuri as she gives peter his testosterone: bofa T’s nuts

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Peter to shuri after she talks to a girl: so howd it go

Shuri: arm slowly creeps out of sweater sleeve doing a 👌 sign with the girls number between the thumb and pointer finger

Peter: fucking dabs

Ocean: Exists, deep as shit and full of unknown creatures and is probably about 70% garbage and piss at this point

My brain: Perfectly acceptable and okay to swim in, understandable, have a nice day

Man-made shallow Georgia lake: Exists, is perfectly fine except for the pollen in it

My brain, having seen the lake emptied before and knowing full well there’s nothing in it but mud and minnows: No. Disgusting cesspool of death. Stars, can’t do it, not today

summer my brain